That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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