If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
