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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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