people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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