I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.