I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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