I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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