I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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