Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.