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Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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