i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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