My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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