I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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