She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Rumble strips road head = magical
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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