Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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