i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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