Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
