I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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