and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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