there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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