No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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