I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
