Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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