I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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