Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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