Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
