I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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