BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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