your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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