It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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