But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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