That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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