It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I supernannyed him into submission
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