Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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