billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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