Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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