If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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