I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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