id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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