Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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