Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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