hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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