they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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