this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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