Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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