This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
How naked do you want me to be?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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