I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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