It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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