Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.