I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?