question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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