morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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