You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
