Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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