for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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