whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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