she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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