NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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