Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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