Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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